I know I speak for MANY of us when I say; “Ok, Halloween is ALMOST over, we have ANOTHER holiday coming up that is called ‘THANKSGIVING.’ So just RELAX with those Christmas decorations!” Also, for those of you that feel the need to hang lights from your office ceilings, I realize that I am of … Continue reading …Straight To Christmas.

Back in the ‘70s, when I was of trick-or-treating age, getting ready for Halloween was an Olympic style preparation. Planning, mapping, pattern grouping, directional discussions and weather reports were all the talk at the lunch tables daily. Starting just after mid-September and didn’t stop until the afternoon of the most glorious of holidays, Halloween. Every … Continue reading The “BOO!” Crew

While on vacation, we park our car at a special location that is secure and they give us transport back and forth from the airport. I consider it the last “ride” of the entire trip. The shuttle drivers work very hard and fast to pick you up, get you to your parking spot, unload your … Continue reading One For Us, Two For Them!

This is the exact reason that we plan for one LAST day off before we go back to work. The dreaded “crash” day. You don’t want to unpack when you come home; you can barely keep your eyes open. You have said that you can munch on something when you get home but as you … Continue reading Truer Words Have Never Been Spoken!

It happened! The WORST thing that can happen to someone on a vacation on the other side of the country. Not even 1/3 of the way into our vacation. I am eating a bagel and while chewing … I notice a stone in my mouth … that’s no stone, that’s part of my tooth! I … Continue reading Can You Spell 👑?

As many of you will find out in the next cartoon that comes out this Wednesday, while on vacation in Florida, I accidentally “sheared off a cusp” on my molar. In layman’s terms … I broke a tooth. Terrific. Fortunately while it DID break, the filling that had been in the tooth since I was … Continue reading Embrace The Suck

“No problem Hun, I’ll stay right here while you go hit the gift shop. Bartender, I seem to have an issue here, I am in need of a fruity drink if you please.” I’ve got her this time, she can take all the time she wants, I’ll just pay for this with the cash in … Continue reading One Woman’s Souvenir…!

We had been at Vero Beach a couple of days and we decided to go hang out on the beach. Well, as we walked out onto the beach we were noticing that while it was late in the day, the Cast Members were putting things away for the day. We made our way closer to … Continue reading It’s 6:00, Do You Know Where Your Guests Are At??

Admit it. You thought something else when you read the title of this post. Well, after 20 years of marriage, there are different ways to motivate each other. I mentioned at the beginning of this month, Pandora. Mine just happens to be a box of melted, cheesy, yummy goodness covered in lettuce and hamburger. It … Continue reading A Woman KNOWS What A Man Wants!

Chris Pizzi The Scorpions wrote a banger in 1990 that has become a karaoke classic, even though I make up a large portion of the lyrics. Could be Klaus Meine's accent, or it could be the libations enjoyed prior to the karaoke set. But I digress ... "Like sand through an hour glass, so are … Continue reading Winds Of Change